The short answer is yes. The long answer is without a doubt.

The Author of this site is the epitome of dastardly. He kicks puppies for fun.

I once saw him take a blind man to an art museum. Just to make fun of him!

He didn’t even cry when Mufasa died in the Lion King!! No punishment is too great for this terrible man. Hell holds no fury that would compensate for his crimes.

He organized a dunk contest…for a wheelchair basketball league!!

He gave away the ending of How I Met Your Mother to someone on Season 3!!

I have never met a man so foul!

He is three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwhich!

With Arsenic Sauce!!

He has a face only a mother could love. If that mother stayed really far away and not downwind.

The author of African Bean Bags is the unmatched master of malignancy.                              He is Professor Putrid! Doctor Demon! Sir Cynical!

He hates babies! He insults small children right to their face!

Also I’m pretty sure he’s racist.

Burning for eternity would merciful for this man’s soul.

But at least he knows how to eat a muffin correctly! @AdamRape.

 

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